Women have become the meme.
Still paid $0.84 on the dollar.
Still getting less than 2% of venture funding.
Still taxed for having uteruses, expectations, and ambition.
Meanwhile, Washingtonβs busy debating DEI and weβre busy watching our net worth evaporateβ
but not the pain of systemic bias.
It shouldnβt be a financial horror show to be a woman.
So weβre not waiting for equity.
Weβre minting it.
This isnβt some politicianβs policy plan.
Itβs a protocol.
And yesβitβs pegged to $TRUMP. Sort of.
The first stabletoken born from a scream, a cry, a whimper... that deserves to be heard.
They didnβt expect her to survive the first act β let alone come back with a dual-token system and a reserve backed by Bitcoin, USDT, $TRUMP, and straight-up recompense.
Welcome to Trump HER β the financial Robinhood play you never saw coming.
This isnβt just another spin-off of a $TRUMP memecoin. This is what happens when the girl who tripped in Act One stands up, rewrites the code, and builds a decentralized economy while still covered in blood. It's the Trump card being played in the deck. It's the suit that beats all others. Weβre building a $8B spending economy with staking rewards, merchant integrations, and full payment utilityβtargeting a crypto debit card that will bring women's undervalued spending power on-chain. Trump HER is the tradeable presale memecoin in our crypto-conomy. We are building a fractional stabletoken with actual teeth β not just vibes and vapor. Itβs backed by a reserve of bitcoin and USDT, $TRUMP (did we say that?) and soft pegged to the dollar. Oh yes, this meme will be fueled by market liquidity thatβs beenβ¦ letβs say, repossessed and hype memed. A portion of $TRUMP is hedged, because even ghosts of coins past can be useful. HER S is the stabletoken at the heart of the protocol. You can lock a percent of your Trump HER into the stabletoken, while Trump HER floats in the market. Once the protocol hits its internal $1 price milestone, the smart contract releases Trump HER S to holders who locked in early. Locking tokens also earns you voting rights β not over the protocol, but over the "Do Good DAO": the giving arm of Trump HER. Every swap powers giving for pay-it-forward microgrants, delivering direct support to the underdog β those overlooked, underestimated, or left behind by traditional systems. Because when the world forgets you, the blockchain remembers.
And no, this isnβt another crypto bro fever dream. This oneβs governed by the girls who didnβt wait to be picked β they just forked the protocol, built their own chain, and added glitter to the governance.
Weβre launching Trump HER in two phases β starting with a bold play that flips the meme economy on its head.
Weβre not just here to participate in crypto culture. Weβre here to flip the script, fund the final girl, and tokenize every scream along the way.
For a limited time, holders can swap $Official Trump tokens for Trump HER using our swap contract.
Early supporters get the first keys to the kingdom.
Once the swap window closes, the Trump HER presale begins.
This is your last chance to get in early before it hits exchanges.
Whitelist access opens everything.
π§ Total Supply: 8,000,000,000 Trump HER Dollars ($TRUMPHER)
Token Allocation Breakdown
Itβs not porn. Itβs price action.
You move the market. We move you.
Weβre not here to cancel crypto bros.
Weβre here to onboard you β one view at a time.
The Crypto Bro Peep Show is a meme-layered fantasy, that's laced with NSFW alpha.
Hit Play.
Get in.
No regrets.
No judgements.
Just vibes, validation, and maybe⦠a surprise ending.
Itβs deliberate β and itβs just for you. Only you.
Itβs the utility you werenβt expectingβ¦
but canβt stop watching.
It's the next evolution of political crypto.
One DAO. Two Missions.
The Trump HER DAO is a decentralized lobbying engine for change and a giving arm of HER.
When you lock HER S, you donβt just earn governance tokens β you earn the right to vote on two powerful fronts:
The blockchain is our signature. The DAO is our megaphone.
Youβre not just a holder β youβre a lobbyist now.
π Lock tokens. π₯ Get voting power. π Raise HER voice.
Disclaimer: $Trump Dollars is a satirical, meme-based cryptocurrency project and should not be considered financial advice, an investment contract, or a guarantee of future value. This project is intended for entertainment, experimentation, and community engagement. Cryptocurrency involves risk. Do your own research.
$Trump Dollars is not affiliated with Donald J. Trump, Trump Enterprises, Trump Media & Technology Group, or any Trump organization. No endorsement is expressed or implied. All names, trademarks, and likenesses are the property of their respective owners and are referenced under parody and fair use protections.